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Sunday, December 14, 2008, 9:20 AM
Yellow joke.

A man, Da Niu, couldn't find a girlfriend in Singapore. So he travelled to China to find a matchmaker. He was set up on a date with a pretty Chinese woman, who liked him immediately. The night went on and so far so good - but the lady couldn't believe Da Niu was that perfect. So she asked him if he had any flaws.Now Da Niu is a very shy man. He didn't dare say it out loud. So the lady passed him a piece of paper and told him to write it out.Da Niu took the paper, and wrote his biggest flaw. When the lady saw it, however, she screamed and ran away. Confused, Da Niu went back to the matchmaker and told her what had happened. The matchmaker asked him for the paper. When she read what was written, she slapped him across the head."Da Niu, do you know what you have done?""What did I do? I've only written my biggest flaw!"On the paper were the words:DA NIU BI JIAO LAN(Chinese for Da Niu is lazy.)The matchmaker sighed. "In Singapore, you read from left to right. In China it is different! We read from RIGHT TO LEFT!"